Funny Wedding Vows - Personalized
Just mentioning your hobbies or interests will make your
vows funny to your friends and relatives. For example:
I, (name), take you (name),
to be my (wife/husband),
on the golf course or in front of the shopping channel,
at the computer or with the bridge club,
as long as we both shall live.
Funny Wedding Vows - Dr. Seuss
Pastor: Will you take her as your wife?
Will you love her all your life?
Groom: Yes, I take her as my wife,
Yes, I'll love her all my life.
Pastor: Will you have, and also hold
Just as you have at this time told?
Groom: Yes, I will have, and I will hold,
Just as I have at this time told,
Yes, I will love her all my life
As I now take her as my wife.
Funny Wedding Vows – Phrases to Insert
The entire vows doesn’t have to be funny. You can just
insert a few funny phrases into the more traditional Wedding Vows. Here
are some examples:
Groom says, "to have..to hold..to be financially
responsible for..."
Brides says, "..in sickness...in health...when he wants to buy expensive
toys..."
Instead of "till death do you part" use "to infinity and beyond."
